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January
Terrible Trump Terriffs take hold today
Don't worry, folks, the inflation won't hit for another month or two.
Enjoy your money while it's still worth anything.
02/01/2024
King Donald admits his tarriffs will be painful
Not, of course, to him, but to YOU.
Presidential Candidate Pinnochio promised lower prices, but Bite'm got the post-pandemic inflation down. Since rich people get richer during inflation, of course King Donald did what he could to bring inflation back. He isn't stipid, he's evil. Tarriffs put your money in his pocket.
If you voted for Trump, you voted to be defrauded.
02/03/2025
Tarriffs on hold
After everybody and his dog screamed that these tarriffs were the stupidest tarriffs since the invention of stupidity, the stock market crashed, and Mexico and Canada phoned him, the tarriffs on those countries are on hold until next month. China's tarriffs stand.
The stock market recovered. Don't expect normal paople to.
01/04/2025
Trump's dismantling of America continues
Sorry about the lack of nooze last week, the boss hired an efficiency expart, Elon Muskrat, to cut costs. His first action was to lay off our IT guy, Roger, and cancel the order for a new file server. Roger packed up his personal belongings and left, Elon hung up the phone after canceling the server order, and the decrepit old server started smoking. Mr. Muskrat then resigned in a huff because Gladys, an editor, wouldn't shine his shoes for him.
We finally found Roger in a bar, who took the boss' desktop computer and a router and somehow turned it into a file server.
Meanwhile, America's King Don the Capo has hired a different Elon to run a made-up, non-congressionally approved agency named the Department Of Dumbass Government Evisceration (DODGE). His first act was to shutter the congrassionally mandated USAID, sentencing thousands of innocents to death by starvation and ensuring terrorism and wars while helping China and Russia, two countries Musk has a financial stake in.
Unfortunately for America, its Musk, unlike our Mr. Muskrat, hasn't resigned.
02/09/2025
King Donald the Bull-E doubles down on goal of committing war crimes
The presidunce insists that we take over Gaza, move all of its residents out, and he will turn it into a Rich Fux ResortTM.
The Old Don, or "El Capo," has apparently taken his lessons from his buddy Vlad to heart.
02/11/2025
...and the corruption continues...
Of course, what should one expect when voting a proven fraud and liar into the most powerful government position in America?
On top of DODGE (Department Of Dumbass Government Evisceration) completely dismantling agencies that Congress, who write America's laws, put into being, now the king's Just Us Department is playing "lets make a deal" with the corrupt New York City mayor, offering to drop the case against the corrupt mayor if he lets ICE (Idiots' Corrupt Enforcement) into Riker's Island and churches, asking anyone who looks or sounds brown or foreign "Your paperss Pleasss!"
You made a decision to vote for a convicted felon, a proven crook. Now you must live with your decision. Oh, and you can say Goodbye to Ukraine. As to democracy, it was executed by the Supreme Court in the Citizens United ruling. America is now a plutocracy and no longer the least bit democratic.
02/16/2025
President Pinnochio slanders Ukraine's president, wants to give Ukraine to Russia
Now the corrupt lying sack of shit is echoing Rushin' President Putitin's dastardly lies.
The lies include that Ukraine started the war that began when Russia invaded. He called Zelenskyyyy "an uneleced dictator" and claimed President Z's poll numbers were in the toilet. The truth is that Z was elected in a landslide in 2019 and has a favorability rating of 60%, a lot higher than King Donald the Lyin'hearted.
The most dastardly of dishonest, lying scumbags is the liar who keeps insisting on his stupid lies when he knows that you know he's lying. Are you REALLY that stoopud??
02/20/2025
March
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