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Trump makes good on campaign promise
The President vowed to "Make America grate again" and he certainly did just that friday, as our IT guy Roger was getting out of the hospital.
The "Art of the Deal" King DonOld the Dim and his comedic sidekickk Jadey the Jaded invided UkeRainainian Presidented Zelenskyyyy to visit the White House, you know, that big one on Pencil Vain you Avenue to sign a trade deal.
When they got there, in front of TV cameras, Donnie and Jadey bullied and berated the visiting leader before throwing him out of the White Man House.
It was a grating experience, indeed. Everyone except half of Republicans in congress were aghast, the meanstorm media asking if America was now in favor of Russia?
In unreleted nooze, this time it wasn't Roger's heart, he was hit by a FudEx truck.
03/02/2025
"Foreign Bastards" Trump tax takes toll
The king instituted his twenty five percent Consuming Foreign Shit tax this morning, insuring more inflation and possibly recession, the "stagflation" geezers experiienced in their youth.
Why would America's president do that? Well, somebody has to pay for his massive tax cuts for the rich, don't they?
It has the added benefit (for the 1%) of an excuse to raise prices. Wholesale cost went up 5%? Raise prices 10% and enjoy the extra PROFIT!!! Oh, how they love money...
03/04/2025
Has King Donald realized he fucked up?
Yesterday after the stock market had wiped out all of its gains since the election, the king put off most of the Mexican't and Can'tnadians tarrifs that taxed the 99%, because WE working class are the ones who create wealth, not the 1%. That doesn't matter to the king, but the emperor's oligharkkks who own the companies that won't be selling product complained. And the king, who worships money, is very religious.
Then after every Republican't congressgritter who had held town halls complained that they feared their constituents would assassinate them, he had to rehire some absolutely necessary people Emperor Musky had fired, and his cabinet officials informed him that THEY were supposed to fire people, not the king or emperor, he said the emporer's job was now to order the cabinet officials to fire the people he wants fired.
It is not known if this streak of sanity is only temporary.
03/08/2025
WORLD WAR THREE!!!
Despite the fact that the Constitution says that only Congress can declare war, President Trump has declared war.
The war he declared was on America's friends and neighbors; a trade war. All the while being friends with authoritarians. Why would he do that?
Well, how else would you top having a casino you run go bankrupt? You thought that fraudster was a Businessman??? He's a thief! The only people who lost money on the casino bankruptcy was everybody but him. He made millions breaking that casino.
Of course, the stock market is tanking and it's said we're going into a recession. Trump's evil plan is a success! He stands to make BILLIONS bankrupting America and Americans! You got what you voted for. SUCKERS!
03/11/2025
Boing! Burns, doesn't bounce
A Boing! commercial airliner full of passengers caught fire yesterday before it even reached the runway. People were trapped on a smoky wing. Nobody was injured.
Well, nobody but Boing! Stockholders and non-rich Americans; King Donnie the Greedo is doubling down on his attempt to make the US economy like the hyperinflation in Germany after World War One, after which Hitler came to power. Trump says "You'll have so much money you won't know what to do with it." In post WWI Germany, people were using cash as kindling, it was worth so little.
Why would the king want hyperinflation? Several reasons. Inflation helps both the very rich who, when their costs go up by two percent, raise prices of the goods and services they sell by ten percent. "Bracket creep" (the new nickname for Trump) raises taxes without congress having to actually raise taxes. The rich don't mind, despite screaming about taxes, because income tax hits the working class, unlike pre-WWII when one had to "earn" over four times the median income to owe any federal income tax at all.
Don't feel stupid because you voted for Donnie, Bernie Madhoff wasn't anywhere near Trump's talent for fraud. He is the fraudiest fraudster that ever committed a fraud. Donnie is the King of Fraudsters. It's not your fault, you were swindled. Your only hope now is a Democratic lamdslide next year, followed by impeachment, trial, and conviction for all of the federal laws he has broken, including the Constitution, America's most serious law.
Lets see that monster who defrauded you all in prison!
03/14/2025
Astronauts on their way home
The two astronauts whose Boing! spaceship didn't bounce off of the space station last year because something fell off and it started leaking are finally on their way back to Earth, leaving the ISS last night. They are planned to splash down in the Gulf of MexicoAmerica.
They are riding back on the Nazi space alien's Space-X (formerly Space-Twitter) rocket.
03/18/2025
Old King Donald says the Judges can piss up a rope
The king, that doddering old fool, has been ignoring orders from judges, obviously thinking that he can just ignore them. He even went so far as to say that judges who disagree with him should be impeached.
One of the conservative Supreme Court judges (not Diana Ross) cautioned him that he was looking for trouble, although that's exactly why he ran for office, to destroy the Constitution, rule of law, and the nation itself. Trouble. May God help him when a pissed-off fired worker shoves a stick of dynamite up his ass and lights it, although they may have to wait until he dies of old age and dig up his corpse to do it. The Secret Service isn't as incompetent as the king makes it out to be.
03/18/2025
America's Don demonstrates his and the andministration's unbelievable amount of incompetence
The headline of The Atlantic read "The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans". It was written by its Editor in Chief.
The Don said of it that The Atlantic wasn't his favorite magazine. Jadey called it "fake news," as did our boss (don't tell him we printed this).
If you can't be competent, be dishonest? America is screwed.
03/25/2025
King Donald the Conqueror wants a third term as presidunce
As if he's not doing enough damage to our once great nation as it is.
This evil bozo is serious. The Constitution limits a president to two terms, but it and the rule of law are the "deep state" that The Don wants to destroy and turn America into another Communist Russia. Trump: The first un-American American president! May God (whom he doesn't believe in) help America!
03/31/2025
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